offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via parkingstrange)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via laughbitches)

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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what-mom:

*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*

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vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

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