crazylifeofjd:

when you’re thinking about doing something bitchy, reevaluate your life choices as they don’t have ice cream in hell.

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

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poopflow:

*makes no effort to speak to you* date me

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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via d0nn0)

the-goddamazon:

aruslym:

Friendly reminder that Dreamworks created a character who not only displayed everything that’s wrong with Nice Guy Syndrome, but also turned into a supervillian when he was friend zoned.

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Mega Mind was such an important movie filled with so many important messages.

(Source: tharkold, via crocsy)