burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via communistbakery)

gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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(Source: raidoucoolzunoha, via floptart)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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