kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

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samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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condom:

I told my 7 year old brother that my teacher said he was cute and he was like “how old is she”

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bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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